Don’t we all need some love in our lives?


Love, actually.

With any luck, by next year – I’ll be going out with one of these girls. [shows pictures of beautiful supermodels]

But for now, let me say – Without hope or agenda – Just because it’s Christmas – And at Christmas you tell the truth – To me, you are perfect – And my wasted heart will love you – Until you look like this. [picture of a mummy]
Merry Christmas.